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Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:46 pm by SpaceJunk

there's some people here who haven't moved to discord.
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We've been putting this aside for way too long.
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Where do babies come from?

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Post on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:34 am by Serenade

*takes a sip of my drink and sits you down*

Well son, it all starts when a man loves a woman. He treats her like a new video game and takes the security wrapping off and opens her up. He takes her, and puts her in his hard drive.

Voila, babies.

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Post on Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:01 pm by Stocke

They don't. Babies don't exist.

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Post on Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:09 pm by Jayrol

Toroko wrote:They don't. Babies don't exist.
Oh thanks for telling me

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Post on Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:45 pm by CircleKPhoneBooth

An infant (from the Latin word infans, meaning "unable to speak" or "speechless") is the very young offspring of a human or animal. When applied to humans, the term is usually considered synonymous with baby or bairn (in Scottish English), but the latter is commonly applied to the young of any animal. When a human child learns to walk, the term toddler may be used instead.

The term infant is typically applied to young children between the ages of 1 month and 12 months; however, definitions may vary between birth and 1 year of age, or even between birth and 2 years of age. A newborn is an infant who is only hours, days, or up to a few weeks old. In medical contexts, newborn or neonate (from Latin, neonatus, newborn) refers to an infant in the first 28 days after birth;[1] the term applies to premature infants, postmature infants, and full term infants. Before birth, the term fetus is used. In the UK, infant is a term that can be applied to school children aged between four and seven. As a legal terminology, "infancy" continues from birth until age 18.[2]
A newborn's shoulders and hips are wide, the abdomen protrudes slightly, and the arms and legs are relatively long with respect to the rest of their body. In first world nations, the average total body length of newborns are 35.6–50.8 cm (14.0–20.0 in), although premature newborns may be much smaller. The Apgar score is a measure of a newborn's transition from the uterus during the first minutes after birth.
In developed countries, the average birth weight of a full-term newborn is approximately 3.4 kg (7 1⁄2 lb), and is typically in the range of 2.7–4.6 kg (6.0–10.1 lb).

Over the first 5–7 days following birth, the body weight of a term neonate decreases by 3–7%,[3] and is largely a result of the resorption and urination of the fluid that initially fills the lungs, in addition to a delay of often a few days before breastfeeding becomes effective. After the first week, healthy term neonates should gain 10–20 grams/day.[3]

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